Quotable Edmund Quotes 5/17/17-5/16/17

" Now it's about making avocado toast"
-Edmund 5.17.17
"Shakespeare is alive"
-Edmund 5.16.17

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THE ADVENTURES OF SCHOOL LUNCH HAS A NEW SUBSERIES

QUOTABLE EDMUND QUOTES

WHENEVER EDMUND SAYS SOMETHING STUPID, PUT IT ON THE BLOG


Quotable Edmund Quotes 5.11.17

" There is primary succession, secondary succession, and thirdcanary succession "

school lunch 5/10

for lunch, we had cheese and pizza sausage in a quesadilla

a disproportionate peanut butter and jelly sandwich like usual

we also had a specialty of chunky milk

and now a quote from Edmund

reality has changed my life

School Lunch 5/9

Today For School Lunch



WE HAVE OPTIONS

Both options come with an orange that also works just as well as a tennis ball when playing Wall-Ball
Option 1
2 buns & a small piece of meat that slightly resembles a patty

Option 2
A PB&J

1st Half

2nd Half

DON'T WORRY.... BOTH OPTIONS COME WITH EVERYONE'S FAVORITE...........................................CHUNKY MILK!!!!!!!!

School Health Policy Updates

We have a new update to the school health policy

No, we can't celebrate birthdays with cake.
Still no hot chips
Gum is still unhealthier than Affy Taffles. If gum was healthier than taffy apples, then they should ban taffy apples, but no, gum is still banned

This is why

Because I can- Per Ms.Shelton

School Lunch 5/8

For School Lunch Today 5/8:

Pizza Hut Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza Without The Pizza Part




Drinks

The new school special: Icy Milk

School Lunch 5/5

Friday Special

MILK THAT IS NOT SPOILED OR CHUNKY
THANK DA LORD

For Sides We Have:

Buns

Burgers (In no way affiliated with the Buns)

Salad with Bread Dildo

For LOM winners:

A subway sandwich.......wait for it..................WITHOUT A DAMM SODA

Because Cranberries (Raisins were not an option today. Only cranberries)

Goal Of This Blog

It is imperative that the goal of The Adventures Of School Lunch (The Blog) be made clear

The purpose of this blog is not to complain and push for a better school lunch.

This blog is only here to make fun of how bad school lunch is

peanutbutter and nevermind

5/3/17 Lunch Continued:

At lunch, you may find that your peanut butter and jelly sandwich is quite disproportionate.

In this photo, you can see that there is almost no jelly in this sandwich which is like most of the sandwiches at this school.

Now I shall write a haiku

A PB & J

except for the jelly part

it is really dry

Why a haiku?

Because raisins(are some of the only good things in the lunch)!

Anyone hungry?

School Lunch Report

5/3/17 Lunch

For a dollar you can get a side of whatever this is.

It is obviously not a moldy affy taffle that expired 2 days ago

Anyone hungry?